All By Myself

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about taking the polar plunge, Walmart, and baby wipes. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Shout out to special call-in guest Michael Lenoci! IG - https://www.instagram.com/michaellenoci/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/MichaelLenoci/ Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Merch! Exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	Christopher Lundgren.
0:23.6	It's the spinal cord that holds the operation together.
0:28.6	Without him, I may.
0:30.6	A meat bag of no bones, just a meat bag.
0:34.6	It's the old fluid meat bag.
0:37.6	There is so much sand in the port.
0:40.4	We're rolling now.
0:41.4	Maybe that beginning stuff will be edited at the end just for B-sides.
0:46.1	Boy, I'm looking old.
0:48.4	Just kidding.
0:49.7	Who cares?
0:50.6	We're all going to die, you know?
0:53.6	We're starting it off dark. i look good enough i just got
0:57.8	out of the shower in the ocean polar plunge christopher lun is not here he's got a running nose
1:02.6	and everyone around him has or omnic oh we got bleep these stupid words you're gonna fucking flag me
1:10.4	he got sick
1:11.9	But he's not even really sick
1:14.3	He had a running nose
1:15.0	So we're playing it safe
1:16.3	Because we're supposed to
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