Donuts

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about Madonna, bike rides, and donuts. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Merch! Exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Oh shit.
0:02.0	We have a hundred six zero in progress in close of each.
0:09.0	Subject is 25 and appears what shit has been.
0:12.0	Get back here.
0:20.0	Hey, what's up?
0:21.9	Look, I'm wearing the exact same outfit as I am I was wearing last week.
0:28.3	Oh boy, I'm talking bad already.
0:32.0	We didn't even record these the same day.
0:34.1	I'm just like the same outfit.
0:35.9	I find an outfit and I run with it. I also wear this three nights in the row at the comedy day. I'm just like the same outfit. I find an outfit and I run with it. I also
0:38.2	wear this three nights in the row at the comedy clubs. Anyways, I am coming to a town near you.
0:45.3	Where are we next? We are in Philadelphia. Then Poughkeepsie, Long Island, I'm sorry, we got canceled
0:52.9	due to low ticket sales and also kind of
0:55.3	I don't really know if it's me or them, but either way, bad look, bad luck for me.
1:04.4	And then followed up by Poughkeepsie, New York, Uncassville, Connecticut, then Phoenix and San Francisco. You know what it is. Tickets at Craigtona.com. Tickets at
1:17.4	Craigcona.com. And I love you all. Tune into this episode. It's quite good. It's uplifting.
1:24.3	It's a good one. I come in with good spirits and go get some fake money. It's fantastic.
1:32.6	I love you all. Tune it in right now. Tune it in. Hello everybody. We'll do an intro because we don't
1:38.8	want the first thing you to hear me chugging water. W am i talking like this because i've been watching
1:45.2	Elon must talk that fucking neurolink he's going to kill us is he going to save us or is he
1:51.0	going to kill us good question i tighten the old uh good question will Elon Musk have
1:59.8	robots working for us, which basically means, will we be fucking the robots or will they be fucking us?
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