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Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about New Year's resolutions, liquor store candy bins, and farting in class. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Merch! Exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have all to 6-0 in progress in most of each.
0:09.0	Subject is 25 and appears what shit is good.
0:13.0	Get back here!
0:20.0	Where's my chapstick? Where's my chapstick?
0:23.6	Hang on. Sorry, you gotta pull a little chap. I gotta get camera ready.
0:29.6	Gotta get camera ready.
0:31.6	Hey everybody, welcome to commute.
0:34.6	Oh.
0:36.6	It's a weed chapstick. welcome to commute. Wow.
0:40.3	It's a weed chapstick.
0:42.2	Sadie, my lady, my lovely lady, Sadie, bought me this for Christmas stocking stuffer.
0:48.4	It's homemade.
0:51.1	Made of weed and hemp oils.
0:53.5	It's good face products.
0:55.2	It's good.
0:55.5	It doesn't have THC in it though, right?
0:58.0	No, but it just tastes like weed and as much as I love weed.
1:04.2	More a peppermint fan, you know, just on the old lips.
1:09.0	We don't like for smoking.
1:15.1	Oh, I don't think. It's a good brand mom and pop no okay i'm gonna be real here i don't like this chapstick it's awful but the the company that makes it
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