It’s All Relevant
Community Service with Craig Conant
Craig Conant
4.9 • 795 Ratings
🗓️ 28 December 2021
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Craig talks about New Year's resolutions, liquor store candy bins, and farting in class.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Stop! |
| 0:02.0 | Oh shit! |
| 0:04.0 | We have all to 6-0 in progress in most of each. |
| 0:09.0 | Subject is 25 and appears what shit is good. |
| 0:13.0 | Get back here! |
| 0:20.0 | Where's my chapstick? Where's my chapstick? |
| 0:23.6 | Hang on. Sorry, you gotta pull a little chap. I gotta get camera ready. |
| 0:29.6 | Gotta get camera ready. |
| 0:31.6 | Hey everybody, welcome to commute. |
| 0:34.6 | Oh. |
| 0:36.6 | It's a weed chapstick. welcome to commute. Wow. |
| 0:40.3 | It's a weed chapstick. |
| 0:42.2 | Sadie, my lady, my lovely lady, Sadie, bought me this for Christmas stocking stuffer. |
| 0:48.4 | It's homemade. |
| 0:51.1 | Made of weed and hemp oils. |
| 0:53.5 | It's good face products. |
| 0:55.2 | It's good. |
| 0:55.5 | It doesn't have THC in it though, right? |
| 0:58.0 | No, but it just tastes like weed and as much as I love weed. |
| 1:04.2 | More a peppermint fan, you know, just on the old lips. |
| 1:09.0 | We don't like for smoking. |
| 1:15.1 | Oh, I don't think. It's a good brand mom and pop no okay i'm gonna be real here i don't like this chapstick it's awful but the the company that makes it |
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