ALISON WONDERLAND GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2022

⏱️ 95 minutes

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I am joined by the talented producer and DJ Alison Wonderland to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Callers include a pilot battling a DUI, an animator with unwavering imposter syndrome, a man who worships Taco Bell, a mother at the end of her rope with her unmotivated son, and other calls too. Calls start at: 14:27 More Alison stuff here: https://alisonwonderland.com/

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0:00.0	Alice in Wonderland.
0:01.0	Hi.
0:02.0	How are you?
0:03.0	I'm just, this is the best day of my life.
0:04.8	How does it feel to be a gecko?
0:06.6	It's not easy being green.
0:07.8	No, it's not.
0:08.8	But I honestly feel like, I love reptiles and frogs and stuff and yeah this is this is my dream and I really
0:17.2	think I'm meant to be a green animal. Now you're from Australia correct and I've heard
0:22.2	in Australia they're known for having like pretty
0:24.9	gnarly fucked up super gnarly reptiles. Have you encountered many? My manager
0:31.6	Garth when we used to live in Australia. He was a reptile rest like he would go and rescue
0:37.3	reptiles from people's homes and rehome them in the bush and so I would come with him and I would actually film while he
0:44.9	and like wrangled these deadly snakes and it was not chill at all like one of
0:51.0	them definitely came in and tried to strike me and I'm sure
0:54.2	Garth has had so many terrible experiences you guys had your own like Steve
0:58.6	Erwin type of show you were like filming well I think there's one video on his YouTube still where he
1:04.2	edited it to really heavy metal music and he's like I think he was trying to wrangle a brown snake
1:11.1	which is the deadliest one of the deadliest snakes in the world
1:14.8	Yeah, I actually filmed from behind a door that time because I was like I'm fucking up. How are you with like if I had a snake and I was like here hold my snake.
1:24.5	Oh yeah, I used to have a pet snake called sparkles.
1:27.1	He was a diamond python and Garth actually used to have a bunch of snakes and we've been best friends since we were really
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