"I SNITCHED ON SOMEONE"

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

A caller tells me about the guilt he is feeling for reporting a local vape shop to the authorities for selling marijuana products. We discuss if there is anything he can do to rectify the situation. Afterwards a caller explains how some intense accusations about him and his teacher are affecting his chances of getting into college, a man on the roof a chicken hut fills me in on his sexual attraction to spaghetti, and a final caller tries to navigate a Friends With Benefits situation. Don’t say “Bloody Mary” three times in the dark. Nothing happens. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Ooh. Let's talk to Chris.
0:03.0	Hello?
0:04.0	This Mr Gecko?
0:05.0	Uh, yeah, what's going on, Chris?
0:07.0	Um, not much.
0:09.4	Just, uh, I called in because, um, I recently reported my local vape shop for selling weed products and I'm not allowed to do that in Florida and I feel guilty about it.
0:22.0	Okay, so, um, why did you report this shop for selling weed?
0:27.6	Um, I just so there's this thing called crime stoppers and they like offer a cast reward
0:40.4	you know for that kind of thing, you know, for that kind of thing.
0:43.0	And yeah, and I was like a really like,
0:49.5	like of the win moment kind of decision. Okay.
0:53.0	How much?
0:54.0	It just hasn't left my consciousness.
0:56.0	It didn't say, like, there is a range.
0:59.0	I don't remember.
1:00.0	It was like 50 to like a few grand it just depends on like the arrest
1:06.6	made and all that and like the charges okay so you reported the vape shop for Sowing Weed and you say that it is weighing on your conscious?
1:17.0	Yes.
1:20.0	Okay, tell me about the way in which it is weighing on your conscious, would have been your thoughts about this.
1:28.0	Well, it, I just, you know, because I, like eventually I want to own a vape shop and I would just feel bad if
1:36.7	someone did that to me. And so it's weighing on me like that. I feel bad if they were you know down the line
1:43.2	calmer got me and I don't know and these people they seem like nice people every
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