"I BECAME A GOD"

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

A caller believes he has achieved a greater understanding of humanity’s creator by creating a clay figure of himself and observing the figure live a life that the caller has envisioned for him. I promise it will make sense when you listen to it. Afterwards a caller discusses the trouble she has in dealing with her dementia patients, a European caller struggles to deal with a stalker, and a final caller navigates her attraction to older men. I am writing this description on the toilet. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Shut the front door.
0:02.0	Hello?
0:03.0	No way.
0:05.0	Is that you?
0:06.0	Yeah, is this, uh...
0:08.0	Tybee. What's what's up dude? How's life?
0:11.0	Yes, you just caught me at the perfect time. Yeah, why is it the perfect time? I just finished, uh, I just finished the most cathartic yoga session. Just like stepped out of Tadasi. the
0:23.4	just like stepped out of Tadathana, which is a corpse pose and I looked right at my point open
0:29.5	Welch's fruit snacks package and then I hear a beep and it's you.
0:35.0	It must be the universe working its magic on you.
0:40.0	I swear it was the fruit snacks.
0:43.0	Okay, I so you the here's what the call screen or wrote down about what you wanted to talk about and I looked at it and it's it it doesn't make a lot of sense but I wanted to talk to you about it.
0:57.2	Yeah.
0:59.6	Okay, I'm gonna say, can I tell, can I, can I say it?
1:01.9	Well, I'm glad you called.
1:04.0	Of course.
1:05.4	Okay, Tevey, 30 years old from Colorado.
1:08.3	It says here that, um, you started living your best life once you made yourself out of clay and started living as this clay figure?
1:25.0	Yeah.
1:28.0	What does that mean?
1:30.0	How did you make yourself out of clay?
1:34.0	Honestly I wouldn't have even been able to tell you all this time until the moment happened and even now I'm still
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