Alison and Daniel (Plus Your Calls and A Scary Incident)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2020
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Daniel joins me this week for an episode where we recount a scary incident involving Elliot hitting his head. We also talk about my changing opinion of water, feeling your feelings, Daniel's quarantine inventions and so much more. Plus your calls!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone, hi, hello, welcome to another episode of Alice. |
| 0:03.3 | Hey, no. |
| 0:04.7 | Greg, what are you doing here? |
| 0:05.9 | Hey, what do you mean, what, Alice? |
| 0:07.7 | Where'd you come from, Greg? |
| 0:09.2 | I came from the world of childish, and I just want to make sure that your listeners know |
| 0:14.5 | that you're just as wonderful on the other podcast you do. |
| 0:18.4 | What if they don't have kids? |
| 0:21.2 | Don't eat them. |
| 0:22.2 | We don't eat them. |
| 0:23.2 | A lot of our listeners actually tell us they don't have kids. |
| 0:25.6 | We talk about sex. |
| 0:26.8 | We talk about all sorts of dirty stuff, but also parenting stuff. |
| 0:30.3 | Yeah, so. |
| 0:31.3 | Check out Childish, new episodes every Wednesday, wherever you listen to podcasts. |
| 0:56.8 | Hey, everyone, hi, hello, welcome to another episode of Alice and Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 1:08.1 | I am sitting here in the studio in our house that's not our real studio because our real |
| 1:13.7 | studio is where the crib monitor doesn't reach. |
| 1:17.5 | You don't, some of you care, most of you don't care. |
| 1:19.8 | But anyway, bringing you another fresh episode as fresh as it can be when I'm recording |
| 1:25.6 | at 1127, have I complained too much? |
| 1:28.3 | I'm sitting here with my husband. |
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