And now, live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the plague week nine of the Allison Rosen is VDMS French show tonight.

Allison welcomes a guest. She's a comedian who will answer all your questions if you'll just be fast and let her get back to feeding her gators. It's Jackie Johnson.

And she's a writer performer who's taken up whittling as her new hobby. Next up is Spittin' and a Holler in. It's Ali Ward.

And her tone zone is here and he's wearing shoes because that's the tone zone promise to you. I'm her husband Daniel saying go ahead and fall all the way down. See the bottom.

Then say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.

Allison Rosen. Allison, you're new best friend.

Hello, my little oatmeal cream pies that particular carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon by Jenny Gaylord.

And if you were just inside my brain when I was choosing the car, first of all, you'd be like, it's scary and insane in here and I want out.

And secondly, you would know that I went through so much backing and forething regarding it because there was a lot of good submissions.

But hey, people who sent in your good submissions, particularly one called a Springle Sprangle, which apparently sent me from Trader Joe sent that one in next week.

But there was an issue, you know what, I'm not going to get into it. That's for next week's car. Anyway, I'm on Patreon. Patreon.com, such Allison Rosen. All sorts of fun stuff there.

Particularly this thing that you're listening to, if you want to see all of us, the video will be up on Patreon.

And there's bonus episodes and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, fun. Patreon.com, such Allison Rosen. I would like to say hello to my guests.

I'm very, very excited for this particular guest lineup because it is super fun. Jackie Johnson, hello.

Welcome back. I'm saying that to myself. You welcome back.

I know that you have a big exclusive for us and some other news as well. So I'm excited to get to that alleyward. Hello.

Hello, I'm just here to listen to Jackie's exclusives. I know we got an exclusive tease and by that I just mean on text you told us you had a big.

Well, here's the thing. She told us she had news and then she said also I have a big exclusive and like she told us news and then said she had an exclusive and I spent some time trying to figure out, wait,

is did you just tell us the exclusive or is it additionally? I think it's additionally alleyward. You have said that you are having the worst hair day of your life, which I see no evidence of and we need to follow up on the whole situation with your like raw meat looking back from last.

Right. Right. You'll get one. You'll get one. I can't wait. So we got a lot. We got a lot to talk about. We already. I feel like this needs to be a two-parter already.

I know I already already don't have enough time. Tony Thachston. Hello. Hello. I neither have an exclusive, but I do have bad hair and you can see more of mine. I don't think you have bad hair. But today we're seeing like a different angle of your room.

Yeah, I switched some things around since we last recorded. So classic classic quarantine maneuver. Where's that gold record now?

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