Kevin's Deceit, Renee's Cascade, A Hawaii Quiz!
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2020
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Kevin T. Porter is back and his lockdown beard is beautiful but deceiving. Renee is here and she's still a minimalist. Tony is still wearing his daily shoes. Alison is confused. She's also strapped in for a cascade of compliments. Plus a Hawaii Quiz!
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the plague week eight of the |
| 0:08.8 | Austin Rosen as you do best friend show tonight. |
| 0:12.3 | Austin welcomes your guest. |
| 0:14.2 | She's a comedian who is ready after two months in quarantine to reopen herself to business. |
| 0:19.3 | The business of love is it's Renee Colvert. |
| 0:24.3 | And he's a comedian who wants to filled with Zoom glue until he found the ones with whom |
| 0:29.1 | he could casually zoom casually zoom in his room in his room and full bloom. |
| 0:35.0 | It's Kevin T Porter. |
| 0:36.2 | Home zone is here to swerter in place. |
| 0:39.8 | I'm a husband Daniel saying hop on board the freak out train and say what the fucking |
| 0:43.9 | clock is going on seriously what the serious fuck is this on lives now Jesus fuck Allison |
| 0:50.7 | Rosen. |
| 0:51.7 | Hello my little spiced carrot muffins welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen |
| 1:20.2 | as you know best friend and yes I did pronounce welcome as if I was choking. |
| 1:25.0 | Maybe I was that particular carbohydrate was sent in by Sarah just Sarah no last name |
| 1:30.9 | on patreon patreon.com slash Allison Rosen. |
| 1:36.0 | My patreon is going off you guys. |
| 1:40.5 | It's been lovely something I think about both lockdown and the fact that I'm putting |
| 1:46.5 | the video from the episodes up on patreon now I think just means that a lot of people |
| 1:50.4 | are saying hey this dusty old turd that was sitting there all along I would like to take |
| 1:55.9 | I would like to lipstick on this pig and I say welcome you are especially going to |
| 2:02.6 | want to check out the patreon video of this episode because well because this entire time |
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