Aliens

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

WMG prompts the beans to roll up their sleeves and get their hands dirty with the topic of aliens. Ever thorough, they are careful not to neglect Newcastle or bananas and even dare to lift the lid on the secrets of the Mafia.

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0:00.0	I'm Darren Brown. Listen very carefully to what I'm about to say.
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0:26.0	Okay, you can carry on now.
0:46.0	Oh, shit.
0:49.0	Sorry, I'm just in the middle of a terrible banana.
0:54.0	Look at that. What's happened?
0:57.0	I'm trying to peel a banana and that's happened.
1:00.0	You've gone in hard, you've got this very green banana, isn't it?
1:03.0	It was always going to be problematic.
1:06.0	It's been in the...
1:07.0	Older's brass trying to peel that.
1:09.0	It's been in the frubo for weeks, it's just not ripening.
1:14.0	Oh, my God.
1:16.0	That is heavily irradiated banana.
1:20.0	Oh, my God.
1:24.0	This would be a really grim moment in a sort of post-apocalyptic, you know, story of like...
1:30.0	Oh, yeah. A war would not be fought over that banana.
1:33.0	No.
1:35.0	I mean, that would be the banana of truce.
1:37.0	This would be the banana of our first crop has failed.
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