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Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Holly reckons it’s high time the beans talked about museums. Sure, they get a little embrangled in decommissioned hangars and Eastern European concrete but do also expect to learn the meaning of an onion in a renaissance painting and how to conduct a 16th century eye test.

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0:00.0

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, what? No, why did I do 6? It's okay, we got Henry 6. We're good,

0:18.8

we're good. It was a moment of madness. Bloody hell. I feel like. It's very telling. Yeah.

0:25.3

His first day back at Work Centre, isn't it? Yeah, all over the place. Even though I very much

0:30.4

enjoy recording this with you two, and I enjoy my job overall, I had a certain dose of dread

0:37.5

this morning. She had the sort of year-level Sundayitis. Yeah, yeah, and I don't know why,

0:44.2

because as I say, I very much enjoy doing this, but I think it seeps in from, you know, everyone else.

0:52.1

Yeah. Well, you've got through an awful lot of beef this season, haven't you? Well,

0:57.4

the meat situation is absolutely ridiculous. Today, after I finish this, as soon as I finish this

1:01.9

recording, I'm going to be boiling and baking a ham. God, you're still going. I've got more

1:08.2

last night eight aside of smoked salmon. Wow. So you really keep it going until 12th night.

1:14.8

I think if you've come this far, you have to keep it going for the rest of the year now. If you're

1:17.5

keeping festive meats going, this deep into January. Yeah, we're recording this just before 12th,

1:23.6

12th night, aren't we? I think this will go out a bit after. Hopefully, by the time this goes out,

1:28.2

you'll have ceased your feasting, and then what, three months of total abstinence?

1:33.8

Well, I think Henry's right. I think if at this stage, you're still boiling and baking

1:37.8

hands. It doesn't stop. Yeah. I'm not going to say it through.

1:41.0

Three years gone. Yeah. You're just living like a chewed a monarch.

1:46.3

For this, this is my pledge. For the whole of 2022, I will only eat things that can be described

1:51.9

as bone-in, including what bone-in vionettes, as bone-in stilton.

2:02.7

Yeah. If you've got this on the bone, please, you're just saying green roses.

2:09.1

I don't want that bread slice, but if you could run this onyx collarbone through it.

2:16.5

Onyx. Is that an animal? I thought it was like a black...

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