The Hello and welcome the citation needed the podcast where we choose a subject read a single article about it on

Wikipedia and pretend we're experts because this is the internet that's how it works now

I'm Eli Bosick and I'll be hosting this space exploration

extra-egansa, but unlike the prudes at the planetarium, you can listen to this with

your pants off. And speaking to pants off, I'm joined by the three men I can always count on to bail

me out of jail at the science center, Tom, Noah, and Cecil.

I mean, I guess if you count stuffing singles into your single it is bailed then yeah I'm there for you

buddy I'm only there until we renegotiate our contracts in 2027 I knew I should

have read closer now I learned my last now Now maybe someone's learned their lesson about Paul dancing on the Tesla

coil, Eli?

Huh?

I thought it would make my pubic hair stand out all cool.

And it was just, I just had a heart attack.

Anyways before we begin tonight I'd like to thank our patrons patrons

without you no would have to talk about space stuff the old-fashioned way by forcing it on teenagers who were buying acid from him at a concert.

Thanks to you, the world is the sweaty half-listening teenager to his story that dances all across the sky. And if you'd like to learn how to join

their ranks be sure to stick around till the end of the show and with that out of the way

tell us Cecil what person place thing concept phenomenon event, will we be talking about today?

Today we're going to be talking about the 1769 Transit of Venus.

Oh, and Noah, you were actually around for this story.

Are you going to give us your first hand expertise?

You're jealous because I saw Helly's comment and you didn't.

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