Blame The Market

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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John gets caught by Canadian Border Patrol on his way to a wild show in Winnipeg. Bobbi Storm performs on a Delta flight, and John's bet in the Swift/Kelce relationship is down 100. Also, do you qualify for assassination? ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveJUVLABS: Don't miss out on this opportunity to start your journey towards enhanced mental performance. Unlock your brain's potential and experience the power of Cognitive Switch. Visit juvlabs.com/NETPOSITIVE to get 20% OFFNEUROHACKER: Qualia Senolytic by Neurohacker. Go to neurohacker.com/NETPOSITIVE for up to $100 OFF and use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for an additional 15% OFFMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	Net positive.
0:17.0	Net positive,
0:20.0	Net positive, baby, baby, November 15th year of.
0:27.0	Our Lord.
0:29.0	Amen.
0:30.0	We got a lot to talk about on that topic this week.
0:32.0	To be honest, It's intimidatingly stacked
0:34.4	It is
0:35.5	Intimidating so we back ladies a gentleman net positive with your host I didn't introduce myself. I don't think John
0:42.2	Chris nice what's up everybody welcome if you're new?
0:45.6	Dude this was someone's first time ever
0:48.8	tuning in just right now. Yeah, what do we have to say to them? Lock in.
0:54.0	All right. I'm trying to ask somebody else in the comments if you don't get a joke.
0:58.0	Yeah, if you don't get anybody like, what is this one?
1:00.0	Yes.
1:01.0	Do we, is this a thing I miss?
1:02.0	Because I feel like if I come on new to someone that has a big podcast
1:05.4	and I just just I've just brand new to it.
1:09.0	Yep.
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