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Christopher Titus

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🗓️ 26 August 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Titus, Bombshell, and the Hylinder scream sanity about the top secret documents Trump stole from the american people.

TITUS PODCAST... SCREAM SANITY!

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Tuddest Podcast.
0:11.1	This episode is brought to you by Solo Stove, Harry's Razors, and Hello Fresh, and now here's
0:16.0	Christopher Tuddest with the Armageddon update!
0:21.0	Um, Christopher Tuddest and this is the Armageddon update.
0:23.9	Treeson, damn, do we seem to talk about that a lot since 2015?
0:26.8	Well, after giving Russians info about Israelis, polishing the taint of our enemies and letting
0:31.3	other countries kill American residents, then in the grand finale on January 6th, tried
0:37.1	to end democracy.
0:38.1	Yeah, thank God that finally Trump's trees in his over.
0:42.5	Haha, not so fast gunslinger, listen.
0:45.9	When it comes to trees and Trump can't quit us, he's an addict, addicted to ending
0:50.2	democracy and trying to find Shaxx's other shoe, so we can store even more top secret
0:55.1	documents inside of that.
0:57.4	Here's how weird it's gotten.
0:59.4	After winning an election by accusing his opponent of erasing emails, this dude took
1:04.0	over a thousand classified and highly classified documents and stored them in the board game
1:10.9	pantry at Mar-a-Lago.
1:13.2	He loves Candyland.
1:14.2	We, it's the best game ever shoots, sladders, weee.
1:17.5	Trump didn't just take classified documents, he took documents that are so highly classified
1:22.2	that they aren't supposed to leave the building they're stored in and have to be looked at
1:26.7	in a special room.
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