Welcome to The Crunch.

The only podcast that doesn't use the Easter octave is an excuse for glutton.

It's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

I say that, but it's a complete joke. This morning, I woke up and I said, it's a meat Friday, and I immediately took a shot of whiskey and had three slim jims. So I don't know. I woke up this morning, and instead of making my, I saw, I'm going to make my usual oatmeal, and I saw we didn't have any bananas. And so I said, oh, well, and I drank the rest of the strawberry chick-fil-a milkshake in the fridge. This morning I said to myself, I was going to have some oatmeal. But then I saw we didn't have any oatmeal. So I just made an entire bowl of sausage. And I just ate that for three hours. I did have chicken fajitas today for lunch that we made. I can't figure out how to, so we make chicken fajitas in the crock pot, but I can't figure out how to make the chicken fajitas not drip out the bottom of the taco. Dripping out the bottom. What do you mean? Dripping out the bottom. Like the juices. Where do they drip out? Does your crock pot have a crack? Is it a crack pot? No, no, no, no. Is that where the juices are leaking? No, no, no. The juices are staying in the crock pot and they're marinating in the in the chicken. And it makes the veggies all soggy first off. Sure. Yeah. But then we put the fajitas in the taco, in the burrito wrap, and we wrap that bad boy up, and then I turn it like from, it's usually horizontal,

you know, and then you turn it vertical so you can eat it because it's hard to eat it horizontally.

I've tried. Right. And my mouth doesn't open that wide anymore. And I...

Anymore.

And it just drips out the bottom.

It's like, it's like this weird mixture of chicken juice, sour cream, and salsa juice.

It's gross.

Put that in an IV though and I'll be set up for life.

It's like the, it's like a taco LaCroix, you know?

Oh, that doesn't sound good at all. Can you imagine a LaCroix that's flavored like the burp that you have after you eat like six tacos? Because that's kind of what LaCroix is like, drinking LaCroix is kind of like tasting the burp you have after you eat whatever it is the LeCroy is flavored after.

Oh, I didn't realize we already, I didn't realize we already did the hot take time. We're already doing the hot take time machine because that's a tweet from five years ago. Is it really? Yeah, yeah, making fun of LeCroy is very five years ago. Until, right after Gen Z started going, we don't want to buy soda. Uh, Lecroy is cool now. Listen, the La Croy joke that I've always heard is like, it's like drop with a scuttle and water.

Yeah. I've never heard people compare it to the taste that you have when you burp. I've heard it like the taste of LaCroix is like there's a strawberry nearby. That's pretty funny. Like at least a mile away.

Yeah.

I do enjoy a good look for it. If they're funny, then they're funny.

It doesn't matter if they've been made before.

As we...

Oh, what an interesting tone.

What an interesting song to sing on this.

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