Yesterday at the gym, someone complimented me on my swimmer's body.

Okay.

I was flattered until I realized walruses can swim.

Patrick Nevy.

What?

I'm not upset.

This is, you've never moved past Facebook 2013 posts.

This is, your brain is permanently wired for that.

You're never going to break out of it.

It's funny, okay?

Ridiculous.

You ever seen a walrus, like, move on dry land?

It's the, it's, it makes you feel so good about yourself, man.

I probably mentioned this on the pockets before, but there's that planet earth

documentary that talks about the walruses and how there's too many of them because the ice caps are shrinking or whatever. And it's just this dramatic slow motion video of walruses tumbling down a cliff. And it's supposed to be this really sad thing, but also it's so funny. I don't think the problem is there's too many walruses. I think the problem is there's two little ice. They're just flipping down the hill. And you're like, oh, I feel so bad for this

animal that's dying in front of me. Stop showing videos of this. It will only make global

warming worse. People will be like, you know what? I'm going to start hair spraying more so I can get

more of this content. Just running around in the street

Just both arms up in the air

I'm duct tape in space heaters to the to the satellites

You know, I'm just like, let's get this boy toasty

You say global warming, I say space heater.

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