You got to make as much, get rid of that white space on that resume. You know what I mean? That's what they say. They say cluttered up. Just hand them a big black piece of paper as your resume. And be like, look at all the things I've done. I tried to fit it on one page and the paper's black. I would hire someone if they handed me on a black sheet of paper. Only on one side. Like, it's very clear. they printed it out.

Yes, here's everything I've done. if they handed me on the last sheet of paper. Only on one side. Like it's very clear they printed it out.

Yes.

Here's everything I've done.

One inch margins of black.

That was pretty funny.

That was really good.

Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast that pronounces vacuum like Triduum.

It's your boy, Ethan.

That's one of my oldest tweets, and I can't believe you stole it.

I think I made that tweet before you.

Nope.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. I did it. Yeah. I came up with that joke before I met you. That's not even true. Let me just. No. No. I'm looking at. This is, we're fighting about this. No, I've done this before you. Kids, mom and dad are getting it. I'm just kidding. I don't make that joke.

I'm going all the way back to 2013 and all the way through 2021.

Oh, okay.

Well, that's disappointing.

Wait, here we go.

Here we go.

I found it.

April 14th, 2017.

All caps.

Yo, why isn't vacuum pronounced like Tritum?

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