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In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

this is Never Seen It.

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

Hey everybody, it's Kyle on today's episode of Never Seen It. I have the very funny Ari Fendling, a good friend of mine in town from New York. Ari has never seen The Passion of the Christ. So he wrote that. We read his script. It's so fun. You're going to love it. I'm excited for you to hear it. If you're in New York and you want to check it out, Ari has a show June 24th at stand-up New York called Fish Bowl that he puts on and it's going to be a great show with funny people on there. If you're in L.A., we have a live, never seen it show June 27th at Dynasty Typewriter. Tickets are at Dynasty Typewriter.com. This episode is so great. We're also joined by Noah Findling, who is Ari's brother, also very funny. And it's a great episode. The whole thing's the best. I'm trying to not say so funny anymore because people keep calling me out for that. But I do think things are fun. So fun. It's a great episode.

My dog from college lives there with my roommate from college. She's so old. She's like 13 or something. Wow. Damn.

My roommate is 13 now. I figure.

And it's crazy. She's so old for a dog. But we went to the dog beach with two dogs.

And they love it there. The dogs

love the dog beach. They love it. They were running everywhere. And one woman was walking around

with her little dog. It's all big dogs. Oh, like mutts too. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And

her one woman was walking around with her dog like, I don't like that one. Like pointing at dogs and

saying that. And it was so rude, but I got over it. She kept saying, I don't like that one. That one's the big thing. That one's ugly. Yeah. It's just... Oh, I forgot to put my address on here. That's okay. We'll paste it in the... Okay. Yeah, put our manager on there.

We like...

It's crazy how people behave with their dogs, whereas a lot of times people think they're the only one with the dog and everything that... You know what I mean? It's like, I'm allowed to... What I do... It's sort of... You see people like this a lot too, where there's like, I exist in my world and I don't have to interact with anybody. I can do what I want.

They don't merge well and when they're driving and that's kind of how a lot of people are with their dogs were their dog will be running around and then another dog approaches them and they're like ugh it's like you're on a fucking dog beach. Yeah what do you expect to happen? If your dog is a bad dog, it should not be on a dog beach.

You should know how your dog is going to behave before you take it to public dog town.

I will say I don't like be, like I used to walk dogs, and I sometimes still do.

And I don't like when a dog is off the leash in a neighborhood.

Even if it's the most well-behaved dog.

I don't give a shit.

I agree.

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