Starbeams out of it.

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

this is never seen it.

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

What's up, everybody?

Today's episode is so fun.

I have Tommy McNamara and Tom Takar, the hosts of Stand By Your Band.

Very, very funny podcast where people defend bands that don't always get the defense.

They deserve.

They're so funny.

Tom and Tommy co-wrote having never seen eyes wide shut.

It's absurd. It's hilarious. It's so fun. And we're going to get to it here in a second. If you're in LA, we've got another live show coming up live, never seen a show Thursday, June 27th. Thursday, June 27th, we have a live show. I'm a little late to promoting it to everybody. Please come.

Dynasty Typewriter, 8 p.m. Once again, it's the 27th of June. It's a Thursday. Dynasty Typewriter.com. Please, please, please get tickets. Now, tell me you got tickets. If you get tickets and tweet at me about getting tickets, I'll send you some stickers and stuff from the show. It's Thursday, June 27th, live, never seen it show.

And if you're in New York on Thursday, June 13th, Tommy, who you'll hear on the podcast today is recording an album with comedy and music. And he's so funny. There's

two shows at Union Hall, one of my favorite places. Go check that out. It's Thursday,

June 13th. And check out their podcast, Stand By Your Band. And remember, LA, live, never seen it,

June 27th, Dynasty Typewriter. Come, this episode is so fun. It's so funny. It's insane. I'm pretty

sure there's Pokemon. We recorded it in New York. I can't wait for you to hear it. It's so funny.

And go vote for the shame bracket online. This has never seen it. This is the podcast where I have comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before. Today in studio, a dynamic duo who has never seen eyes wide shut. We're joined by Tom Takar. Hello. Tommy McNamara. Hello. Hello, guys.

That was such an interesting choice of voice. Yeah, you sound like a guy on Inside the Actors Studio. We have co-hosts of Stand By Your Band podcast. So, you, in the, comedians talking

about art. Comedians talking about fun stuff. And you guys have never seen eyes wide shut. That's right. Did you avoid it? I want to know, like, because sometimes the movie is impossible to not see. Right. This one's kind of like, why didn't you see it? Were your eyes wide shut the whole time? Folks. I thought of that the second you texted me and I've been waiting. As a known prude. I'm like so excited for podcast voice tommy. The whole orgy thing. It was just like, I don't know, the three-hour movie about Norgy, it always seemed very, it seems like it'd be very intense. Yeah, and it's a movie that should be five seconds long if it's in the sex that I don't know.

How funny would it be if the movie is like this wildly artistic buildup and then just a guy

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