After Hundreds of Dates, This Bert Show Member Is DONE
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🗓️ 28 July 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Look, we all know the feeling. It's almost like catching lightning in a bottle after that |
| 0:07.2 | first date when everything goes great. And you really feel like you have a connection. |
| 0:14.4 | And you almost want to, you don't want to say it out loud because you don't want to |
| 0:18.4 | jinx it. But you feel like, oh my God, this is a person that I can see myself with for |
| 0:22.7 | a very long time. I would love to know what that feels like. |
| 0:25.8 | You've never been on a day where it went so well where you're like, this is going to |
| 0:28.9 | be my dude for a while. Really? Really? Yeah. Come on. But that's why I've never been in a |
| 0:33.8 | serious relationship because I think when I do feel like that, I'm going to be like, |
| 0:37.1 | I love this guy. I've never been a let him go. And I haven't had that yet. |
| 0:41.1 | I'm so curious about this. You have never left a first date thinking I can't wait to see |
| 0:45.7 | this guy again. Never. Never. What the hell? That is hard to believe. |
| 0:51.2 | I know, I know who wouldn't want to like, you know, wipe this up by, you know. |
| 0:54.8 | But it's not about who wants to wipe it up. It's about who you want to wipe up. |
| 0:58.0 | But the guys that I want to wipe me up don't want to wipe me up. |
| 1:01.3 | Does that make sense? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to have to dive in more on this one |
| 1:04.4 | on Monday. Okay. I'm shocked by that. How many dates have you been on dozens of dates? |
| 1:09.1 | More than dozens, probably hundreds of thousands. Hundreds of dates. Hundreds of thousands. |
| 1:12.7 | Now we're left excited for the next date. Never. |
| 1:16.7 | Then you haven't met the one. I know that's my boy. That's my boy. I don't really mess around. |
| 1:21.2 | But even if you don't meet the one, you generally give it like a second or third date, don't you? |
| 1:25.2 | Yeah. You can get a good first date out of somebody who's not the one. |
| 1:28.4 | I cannot remember the last time I even had like a genuine crush on somebody. |
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