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You're listening to After Action Report at Savage.

After Action Report. Welcome to After Action Report.

On this week's AAR, we meet some true freaks, a straight, cis, vanilla, monogamous

couple. They had a sexual adventure in Europe, an amazing one. They were monogamous at the start

and still monogamous at the end. Listen in. Joining us for this afteraction report, we're calling her Buttercup.

Buttercup, welcome to the show.

Hi, thank you for having me.

I am so excited to talk to you.

I got the email that you sent in to After Action Report nominating yourself to come on.

And I went to Nancy and I said said this one, this one, I want

this one right now. Because you are in, God, this is a word I read all the time and I rarely get to

say out loud and I'm going to mispronounce it. You are in a monogamous, monogamous relationship,

a monogamous relationship. That's how you say that word.

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