Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and an episode that all the cool kids are calling a listeners questions show.

Hurrah!

My name is Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today is a man who found out that young boys burn isn't just a problem you have in your youth if you don't use adequate protection.

Taylor Rockwell.

Wow.

Wow. Yeah, it was a game yesterday. Uh, up 1-0 when Joe and I started recording and then things took a turn. Uh, not the way I wanted to go, but it's an American scoring in the Champions League, so at least there is that. Yeah, a little, uh, consolation prize for you, if you will, Taylor. Wasn't a, wasn't a very fun evening for you, I'm guessing. It wasn't. It was not. Ryan, I just want you to know that I'm trying to shift, like, the, uh, the negativity away from me and the result yesterday onto you by multiple times. I've just contemplated pretending like I couldn't hear you in your internet, and your internet connection cut out again. But I won't do that to you when we're recording live.

I'll just say, yeah, not the most fun time yesterday.

But hopefully a better time today.

As a spirit, old boy.

Also here is a man who is much greater authority on soccer than Nikki Minaj is on epidemiology.

It's Graham Rutherman.

Yeah, that has been a wild ride.

I have no idea what's going on there.

I'm also still reeling from your young boys' burn joke,

and I will also never not laugh that young boys' burn play in the Wankdorf Stadium.

But that's just me.

That probably doesn't reflect well on me that I still find that funny.

I'm literally laughing out loud, Graham.

Graham, you have such an immature sense of humour.

Why would you bring up something like that?

Says Ryan Bailey.

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