Hello and welcome everybody to The Total Soccer Show.

My name is Taylor Rockwell.

And on today's episode, we've got an Americans inaction version of the weekend review.

We're still trying out new names, even if it wasn't a particularly strong weekend for Americans abroad.

Joining me to break down, the weekend that was is a gentleman who always scores on his debut in the Scottish Premier League. It's Joe Lowry. Hi, Joe. Absolutely. It is actually me, Cameron Carter Vickers. I have just been using a fake accent this entire time and no one noticed. Ha-ha. I like your, you're wearing your Arrested Development-esque muscle suit then when you suit up with Cameron Carter Vickers. No disrespect to Joe, but I've met Joe in person. Cameron Carter Vickers has a few pounds on you. Just a few. Just a few, Joe. Yeah, no, I've got some eating to do if I'm going to get to CCV's shape and mass. I've got some ground to cover. I don't know if he has height on you. That might be worth checking.

That is a consistently surprising thing about professional soccer players is that they are not seven feet tall the way football players, basketball players tend to be soccer players a little bit more accessible when it comes to height, less so when they have zero percent body fat and are fitter than I will ever be in my life. Yeah, I think regardless of what CCV's height is, I'm pretty sure he's taller than me. I'm about 5'10. I'm guessing he's got a few inches on me at the very least. But he definitely fits in the Graham Ruthven Power Cube category. I know that's usually reserved for Shakiri. Yeah. But there are a number of different players that could fit into that category. CCB has got to be towards the top of that list.

I would say so.

We are going to be talking about Cameron Carter Vickers and several other Americans who were in action this weekend, as well as a few who were not.

First, I wanted to start with the story that has been all over the Twitter.

U.S. national team tickets, Joe, they are expensive.

Yes, they are the expense.

That was a good lead, Taylor.

Good lead, good nut graph.

I think you just got right to the heart of the issue.

So there's been tweets surfacing about people trying to go in and purchase tickets for the U.S.

men's national team's next couple of qualifying windows looking for a game against Mexico.

We're looking for a game against Costa Rica or whatever the situation is.

These games that are being played here in the United States, the tickets are expensive.

Like they have the big picture that's been going around is, I think it has 18 different tiers.

And all of the tiers are $100 or more as far as I can recall.

So, yeah, there's been some heat on the Twitter's table.

Yes, yes, there has.

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