Funnel my Ashes

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2021

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Anthony is back doing standup and Gregg is preparing for the NFL Draft. Anthony talks about what it's been like performing live again and Gregg asks for some advice on his son Walker not wanting to participate during birthday parties. Could JRVP merch be in the near future? A man bowls with his fathers ashes, another baller skips work for 15 years, and a bunch of people named Josh battle it out.

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0:41.0	Got a new sponsor this week. It keeps the whole episode of JRVP brought to you by Keeps. Did he
0:47.0	know two out of three men will experience some form of hair loss by the time they're 35? I don't
0:52.8	know. I feel like we're we're breaking that trend at least for now. But if you are ready,
0:58.0	Greg, I mean you're good, but Erica's losing. Erica's got some trouble and it's always good to
1:02.8	take preventive care here. So if you're ready to prevent hair loss, go to keps.com slash JRVP
1:11.1	to receive your first month of treatment for free. Again, that's keps.com slash JRVP
1:18.8	to get your first month free keps.com slash JRVP. Good pre-roll. Thanks buddy. All right, coming up,
1:28.1	we've got a Josh off the best hospital worker ever and a woke Disney colonist gone wrong in
1:35.7	episode 102 of the Jesslynick and Rosenthal bandy project. Junior Vice President. Ask not what your
1:45.5	country can do for you. Ask what other countries can do for you. I'm ready. I'm bringing the energy.
1:59.7	I don't know what rep. That's in reference to Anthony. Maybe it's like the vaccine hoarding
2:04.8	we're doing in the US. I doubt it. I doubt you're going political off the top here. It's a reference
2:09.4	to a famous JFK speech. Craig, I don't know if you remember that. Why shouldn't we as Americans
2:18.3	when other countries to do our stuff? Why do I put out my garbage once a week and have my country
2:24.2	come pick it up? You know what I mean? I want Canada to come get that shit. You know what I mean?
2:29.8	I want Asia to come and do things for me. I feel like they do. I feel like that's kind of been
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