Hey y'all, no, there's no easy way to say this.

There's no way that this isn't gonna be embarrassing and cheesy and

make me feel like I'm a lignit narcissist. But I have a special on Netflix right now.

It's my fifth stand-up special and there's no sex robots in it. Besides me, it is no politics,

just jokes, not a secret TED Talk, not gonna lecture you how to vote, not no big like bomb

drop that's emotional, just jokes straight up for 60 minutes straight.

Well, there's also camel toes and crotch sweat.

Which I really need to take a good hard look at for the next special. We need to do maybe the

pussy Botox or something because it is a real Rorschach test down there. It is a real...

It looks like a Rorschach test. Like, on behalf of the special, I have so much sweat around my

it looks like one of those, you know, psychological tests that I think we should bring back frankly.

Better help, hit me. So I love you guys. I'm gonna not post too much about it because it makes me

feel cringy. This might be the last special I can do at this octane. Some ligaments took a hit.

The L4 took a hard smashing. I think I have locked jaw. Please enjoy my special on Netflix right now

and enjoy the show. That's Bapapah is me. Back on the road because I can't stop working. Gotta keep

running from the wemmries and the old wounds. If you stay busy enough, you do not have to contend

with your inner monologue or deal. Come see me cope. September 8th Cincinnati, Ohio with the TAP

theater. All new jokes. September 9th, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Mariam, theater, September 10th,

Richmond, Virginia at the National September 24th, Charlottesville, Virginia. They pair

him out. If you guys are bored of me saying these, imagine how bored I am saying them. Come, come. Let's go.

I just said that. I just said that. My hair has literally been red white. I was holding a podium.

I'm showing on Nancy Pelosi's desk. I look like I had an American flag and a buffalo head.

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