Bap, bap, bap!

Me again, I'm coming to do some LOLs for you guys.

I have a special coming out in July.

And so this will be all new material.

September 8th, I'll be in Cincinnati.

I need to write an hour of material.

You guys come see me read my journal.

Yeah.

In Cincinnati, Ohio, at the tap theaters of September 8th,

this is a makeup date because my flight did not take off

and LAX or so they say.

And so all your tickets that you had tickets for last show,

of course, they will work.

September 9th, I'll be in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,

Mariam Theater, bring your red Swedish fish

and let's get diabetes.

September 10th, Richmond, Virginia, at the National.

Let's go knock down some statues.

September 24th, I'll be in Charlottesville, Virginia,

at the Paramount, Thea, Ta, come.

See me, I'm lonely.

Puh, puh, puh, puh, sorry, frog of my throat.

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