Dick Costolo

Good For You with Whitney Cummings

Whitney Cummings & Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.2 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2022

⏱️ ? minutes

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Whitney catches us up on her new stand-up special aftermath, being a try-hard, and reveals the most embarrassing thing she's ever done in private. Then, former head of Twitter Dick Costolo is here talking about robots, surveillance, and consulting on HBO's SILICON VALLEY. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I visited my mom in the hospital today and uh, and everyone there was asking me if she was like mentally competent, you know, because she had a stroke and she just was aspirating or something and she was kind of like so they're like we need to know if she's conscious as she find she might have had another mini stroke and I'm trying to ascertain, you know how she's doing.
0:22.0	Um, and I played my stand-up special for her. Here's the trailer.
0:35.0	FOOTBAD! Gap! There's a documentary I need you to watch immediately. Why are you complaining about this miracle in your living room?
0:50.0	I'm this song off in three minutes. A pop, pop, crack, crack, pop. Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy. You can't even be a deserve to see this V-neck in this dick. That is the move that's illegal in the NFL. I would like a big beaver magazine, please.
1:06.0	I made seventy conceals for this bullshit. We put it on our face! We can plie down to the spell-ing-y...
1:15.0	I love the moon!
1:16.8	It's like two crocodile eyes coming out of a pond.
1:19.2	It's dark!
1:21.4	No!
1:23.3	Should we just get in the van with that guy?
1:25.6	Oh!
1:26.8	I feel like that was good.
1:28.6	Can I have my ring, please?
1:31.6	She doesn't get it.
1:38.7	I know.
1:39.2	Can you believe I'm not married?
1:42.8	And 10 minutes in, she went.
1:44.9	She looked at me and she went, I get the gist.
1:47.4	That's so mean.
1:51.4	And I was like, guys, she's good.
1:52.6	100%.
1:53.7	She's ready to purchase your...
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