ACS: Cracked

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.5 • 36.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2011

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Adam gleefully announces the return of his car with the dealer plates still intact after four years. He also talks with Bald Bryan about the nice straight razor shave they received, and Adam recalls the joys of walking around feeling his face all day.

Alison Rosen is back with the news, and follows up on last night's story about double anal penetration. Adam also talks about never being invited to the AVN awards, and explains how great he is at receiving oral. Alison brings up the first Twitter-related defamation suit, and Adam rants about Courtney Love and divorce laws.

Next up is a round of 'Who The Fuck Sells This Shit?' Adam talks to a guy selling pigeons, and chats with a Japanese guy selling reusable plastic bags about his bisexuality. Adam also recalls the time a drunk driver wrecked his car, and the lawsuit that followed.

After the break, Adam welcomes Michael Swaim and Dan O'Brien of Cracked.com to chat about their new book, 'You Might Be A Zombie, and Other Bad News.' Along with the news, the guys also chat about common first names, cheerleading initiations, inappropriate web videos, and Born Again Christians.

Watch 'Agents of Cracked' at Cracked.com, and pick up a copy of 'You Might Be A Zombie, and Other Bad News'

You can also follow Alison on Twitter @AlisonRosen, or visit her site at AlisonRosen.com

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

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0:00.0	hungry for some comedy good one nice bad new animated series bob's burgers coming to fox all fox animated
0:09.7	series are great right what's bob's burgers well bob owns a burger joint and he has a dysfunctional family
0:16.1	and they help him run it see if they weren't dysfunctional it wouldn funny. And it's Fox, so it's got to be funny.
0:22.1	Series premieres Sunday, January night.
0:24.8	Look out, Simpsons, family guy, and Marmaduke.
0:28.1	Huh?
0:28.8	Oh, just Simpsons.
0:29.8	Bob Burgers is coming to town on Fox,
0:32.4	right after an all-new Simpsons.
0:39.3	You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.
0:49.4	From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla show.
0:54.8	Adam's guest today from cracked.com, the authors of You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News, Michael Swain and Dan O'Brien.
1:03.4	Plus, Bald Brian, Allison Rosen, and some people on Craigslist as we find out who the fuck sells this shit.
1:11.0	And now, what the Israelis
1:12.6	and Palestinians have really
1:14.6	been fighting over. Adam
1:16.8	Carolla.
1:18.7	What is?
1:20.3	Huh? Yeah.
1:22.4	Get on.
1:23.8	Yes, must get on.
1:25.3	Got to get on. No doubt. No, no choice, but to get on.
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