ACS: Adam and You

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2011

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Adam just got back from taping an episode of Leno, and is ready to take your calls. First, a discussion of who you think should replace Teresa Strasser as our 2011 Newsgirl. Adam explains that Teresa is hard to replace, but all of the candidates will be great once he has time to break them in.

Adam also talks about getting heckled during his show in San Francisco. Much to Adam's surprise, the same girl he saw driven away by the police that night wrote into the show, and Dawson reads her letter.

He also takes a call about the proper way to raise your kids, and Adam explains how he wished his teachers had funneled his rambunctious energy into the drama department. He talks about what his next car would be, his reactions to the fan art he receives, and wraps things up with a guy who sounds like 'Black Harold Ramis.'

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0:00.0	Brer. You know what that means? That means it's winter time.
0:04.8	Or I just made a tinkle in a public urinal. I don't know why I get that weird shake thing.
0:09.9	I'm going to look into that. Talk to Dr. Drew.
0:12.9	Anyway, it's winter. You know what that means? That means it's going to be a hell of a commute.
0:17.5	Oh, a lot of snow days already.
0:20.1	But let's not let business suffer. Who cares of that old
0:23.3	man winter's keeping you at home? You can still get work done. You can access your work computer.
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0:35.6	freedom and flexibility to work wherever and whenever you want.
0:39.7	You don't have to be in the office to be productive anymore, catching everyone else's cold,
0:44.7	and possibly lice.
0:46.5	Visit GoToMyPC.com, click on the tried free button, use the promo code Adam, and get 45 days free.
0:54.6	Take your office with you wherever you go and go to my PC.
1:00.2	Hungry for some comedy?
1:02.5	Good one.
1:04.7	New animated series, Bob's Burgers, coming to Fox.
1:08.5	All Fox animated series are great, right?
1:27.6	What's Bob's Burgers? Well, Bob owns a burger joint, and he has a dysfunctional family, and they help him run it. You see, if they weren't dysfunctional, it wouldn't be funny. And it's Fox, so it's got to be funny. Series premieres Sunday, January 9th. Look out, Simpsons, family guy, and Marmaduke.
1:28.2	Huh?
1:29.3	Oh, just Simpsons.
1:32.3	Bob Burgers is coming to town on Fox,
1:34.3	right after an all-new Simpsons.
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