ACS: Greg Fitzsimmons

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2011

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Adam welcomes Alison Rosen back for the news, and asks her to help role-play an airline fantasy he's always had. He also talks about pounding shots at 10am while filming a scene for a new car project he's working on, and relates a story about the first class lounge at the airport.

Before jumping into the news, Adam and Alison talk about the Rock Tumbler. They also investigate and compare the Amazon ratings of books written by Teresa Strasser, Greg Fitzsimmons, and Snooki. Adam complains about his radio show days, and the guys listen to an impassioned speech from Alec Baldwin.

Greg Fitzsimmons comes in studio, and talks with Adam about how weird it is to see snow covered mountains in Los Angeles. Greg also talks about an upcoming gig he has in Las Vegas, and talks about participating in the AVN awards. The guys also talk about their masturbatory habits, and share complaints about the film True Grit.

Adam and Greg talk about famous people they've been with, and crossing paths in the looks department with certain actresses. Adam also gets Donny on the mic to talk about his history with Molly Ringwald. Wrapping up the show, Adam takes a couple listener calls, and gives some relationship advice.

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0:00.0	Hungry for some comedy?
0:02.8	Good one, I said.
0:05.3	New animated series, Bob's Burgers, coming to Fox.
0:08.8	All Fox animated series are great, right?
0:11.5	What's Bob's Burgers?
0:12.7	Well, Bob owns a burger joint, and he has a dysfunctional family, and they help him run it.
0:17.8	You see, if they weren't dysfunctional, it wouldn't be funny.
0:20.4	And it's Fox, so it's got to be funny. Series premieres Sunday, January night. Look out, Simpsons, family guy, and Marmaduke. Huh? Oh, just Simpsons. Bob Burgers is coming to town on Fox, right after an all-new Simpsons. Brer! You know what that means? That means it's wintertime. Or I just made a tinkle in a public urinal. I don't know why I get that weird shake thing. I've got to look into that. Talk to Dr. Drew. Anyway, it's winter. You know what that means? That means it's going to be a hell of a commute. Oh, a lot of snow days already.
0:56.6	But let's not let business suffer.
0:58.5	Who cares if that old man winter's keeping you at home?
1:01.3	You can still get work done.
1:02.8	You can access your work computer.
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1:19.0	Catching everyone else's cold.
1:21.0	And possibly lice.
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1:26.3	Use the promo code Adam and get 45 days free.
1:30.8	Take your office with you wherever you go and go to my PC.
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