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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Christopher Titus

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.536.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2011

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Streaming live for the first time from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam opens the show complaining about being stuck under a speaker during his lunch, and ranting about shitty Phil Collins music. Alison also talks to Adam about a cut on his finger, and Adam tells a story about trying to help his kids open their toys.



In the news, the escaped Bronx zoo cobra has been found, and given a new name. The guys laugh about the snake's apparent ability to tweet, and also discuss the discovery of the skeletal remains of the first gay caveman. Later, the guys go on a side jag about salad shooters, and Alison also tries out a joke from her old standup days.



Also in the news, the latest body modification trend is 'elfin ears.' The guys also talk about the two new Jersey Shore spinoffs, and talk about a guy arrested for jogging down the side of the freeway naked. It reminds Adam about streaking as a kid, and driving back from the beach totally naked and in a car full of male friends.



Chris Titus joins the show next, and can't understand how Adam is able to justify his naked driving story. The guys talk about getting drunk and drawing dicks on guys' faces, and other reckless behavior from when they were kids. Titus also talks about the charity he's performing for, and he and Adam relate to trying material out on the picky segment producers for late night TV.



In the last part of the show, Alison returns to the news with yet another naked man story, this time from Florida. Adam makes a case for his attack crows, and the guys talk about an Austrian pastry shop specializing in Nazi cakes. The final news story has to do with sex offenders, and Adam and Chris make fun of To Catch a Predator.

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0:00.0

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listening to the Adam Corolla Show on podcast one.

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From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Corolla Show.

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Adam's guest today.

1:31.0

From the film Special Unit, Christopher Titus.

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