ACS: Greg Fitzsimmons
Adam Carolla Show
PodcastOne / Carolla Digital
4.5 • 36.9K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2011
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
Adam asks Alison to jump into the news to get him out of his funk. To cheer him up, she reads a story about a clown pedophile. After deciding that clowns have most certainly caused more harm than good, he talks about his own experiences auditioning to be a 'party pal.' Alison also discusses Taco Bell's announcement that they're making Dorito taco shells, and Adam rants about Mexican food.
Greg introduces a segment where he confesses an actual sin to Adam, and asks for Adam to give a legitimate penance. Adam then finishes the show with a round of What Can't Adam Complain About, where he offers his thoughts on the Toyota Grand Prix, beer bottles, and why he'll be using the twins as a buffer between him and the wife.
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| 0:47.8 | You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network. |
| 1:02.8 | Live from the Irvine Improv, this is the Adam Carolla show. |
| 1:08.7 | Adam's guest tonight, comedian Greg Fitzsimmons, |
| 1:12.6 | plus Allison Rosen on news, |
| 1:16.0 | Bob Bryan on sound effects, |
| 1:18.2 | and a round of what can't Adam complain about. |
| 1:22.4 | And now, a man whose commute to get here |
| 1:25.5 | took longer than the whole show will. |
| 1:28.9 | Adam Carolla. |
| 1:49.5 | Thank you. Yeah, get it on. |
| 1:54.0 | This is your? Yeah, we're good. |
| 1:55.0 | All right. |
| 1:56.0 | Hey, man. |
| 1:57.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:58.0 | Get it on. |
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