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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Relationship Calls

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.536.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2011

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Adam talks about an email he received from Michael Biehn with a backhanded compliment, followed by a second panicked email. Bald Bryan thinks people confuse Adam's indifference with anger, and the guys talk about Adam's grunting and various interactions with his employees.



Today's top news story involves a bald eagle that was shot and beheaded, and Adam discusses the strange social rules we have about which animals we're allowed to kill. Alison also talks about the search for the bones of the real Mona Lisa, and updates everyone on the Miley Cyrus sex doll scandal. Adam also hears about Glen Beck no longer being on FOX News, and the interesting scent of Bacon cologne.



After a quick break, Adam talks about a performance he had in Pennsylvania where August gave the club announcer an extremely long bio, only to have the guy read the whole thing verbatim. Adam also rants about why you should never order Meat Lover's Pizza in the middle of the country.



In the last section of the show, the guys jump to the phone lines to dole out some relationship advice. The first caller wants his girl to lose weight, and the group improvises a hilarious conversation between a doctor and patient. Another caller is still getting shit for a lie she told years ago, and when another caller says her boyfriend is cheating on her, Adam gives advice in such a way that Alison thinks it may have done more harm than good. The show wraps with Adam talking about his upcoming audiobook, and giving advice to a caller about an ex-girlfriend who won't leave him alone.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Adam Carolla on the road, volume two.

0:02.8

Get it on, got to get it on, no choice but to get it on.

0:07.7

The best of Adam's live shows from the Irvine Improv, Ontario Improv, El Portale Theater, and Porterline in Thousand Oaks, including what can't Adam complain about.

0:17.7

Retro porn. You try to stay away from this, you know, line of thinking

0:22.3

while you're beating off, but at some point you realize these people are dead.

0:29.5

The Daily Show's Rob Riggle, Greg Fitzsimmons, Dr. Drew, and a legendary road trip story

0:36.0

with Jimmy Kimmel.

0:37.2

It's the worst thing I've ever experienced.

0:38.8

He farted the whole way to Vegas.

0:40.5

We shared a room.

0:41.9

The Tad's brother farted the whole night long while Tad was snoring.

0:46.5

And then he farted the whole way home.

0:48.4

And not only that, when we dropped him off, as the van opened, he farted into the van.

0:55.6

And wave goodbye.

0:57.1

Adam Carolla, on the road, volume 2.

1:00.3

Available now, exclusively on iTunes.

1:06.5

Don't miss Adam Carolla, live at the El Portale Theater in North Hollywood,

1:12.7

September 17th at 8 p.m.

1:15.0

For tickets, go to Adamcarola.com.

1:16.9

Adam, live at the El Portaou.

1:26.5

You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

1:41.1

From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, and available on your mobile device through Stitcher Radio, this is the Adam Carolla show.

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