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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Relationship Calls

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.536.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2010

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Adam immediately begins discussing his hatred for Naomi Campbell and her connection with the blood diamond industry. Teresa also apologizes for something she said in a recent live show, and Adam talks about guest comedian Jeff Ross being totally on top of his game during the recording (episode will air Labor Day).



In the news, the top story revolves around the FBI's probing of two Yemenites arrested in Amsterdam after suspicious items turned up in their luggage. Teresa explains the confusing misinformation surrounding the case, and Adam goes on a rant about the FBI's real role in thwarting terror. The whole story reminds Teresa of a recent interview she did with Avi, the head of El Al security, and Adam imitates his voice to bring the guest back on the show to offer a wide range of what's on his mind.



Also in the news is a discussion of the full, new Dancing with the Stars line up. Teresa points out that two women from the new cast have hit on Adam at one point, and Adam recalls an awkward conversation with one of their husbands. After a report of Elton John still considering the role of American Idol Judge, Avi returns to read the latest ad.



Adam then takes a series of listener calls asking for relationship advice. Topics range from cuddling with the wife to having her track your every move on GPS. Adam also offers his perspective on men's intimacy issues, and doles advice for online dating.



In the rest of the news, a new study shows that moderate drinking could be the secret to living a long life. Adam just wants to know 'can't we agree on this shit?' They talk about the relationship between socioeconomic class and alcohol intake, and Adam suggests that the report has many holes in it. Lastly, a young jury member posted the results of a trial on her Facebook wall before the sentence was handed down. Everyone agrees she didn't mean any harm, but her cat looks smarter.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Adam Carolla on the road, volume two.

0:02.8

Get it on, got to get it on, no choice but to get it on.

0:07.7

The best of Adam's live shows from the Irvine Improv, Ontario Improv, El Portale Theater, and Porterline in Thousand Oaks, including what can't Adam complain about.

0:17.7

Retro porn. You try to stay away from this, you know, line of thinking

0:22.3

while you're beating off, but at some point you realize these people are dead.

0:29.5

The Daily Show's Rob Riggle, Greg Fitzsimmons, Dr. Drew, and a legendary road trip story

0:36.0

with Jimmy Kimmel.

0:37.2

It's the worst thing I've ever experienced.

0:38.8

He farted the whole way to Vegas.

0:40.5

We shared a room.

0:41.9

The Tad's brother farted the whole night long while Tad was snoring.

0:46.5

And then he farted the whole way home.

0:48.4

And not only that, when we dropped him off, as the van opened, he farted into the van.

0:55.6

And wave goodbye.

0:57.1

Adam Carolla, on the road, volume 2.

1:00.3

Available now, exclusively on iTunes.

1:06.5

Don't miss Adam Carolla, live at the El Portale Theater in North Hollywood,

1:12.7

September 17th at 8 p.m.

1:15.0

For tickets, go to Adamcarola.com.

1:16.9

Adam, live at the El Portaou.

1:26.5

You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

1:41.1

From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, and available on your mobile device through Stitcher Radio, this is the Adam Carolla show.

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