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The Smartest Man in the World

ACLU Membership Conference 2018

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2018

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Live from the ACLU Membership Conference in Washington DC, Greg chats with Andrea Jenkins and Johnny Perez.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Music

0:18.0

Here are once again the smartest man in the world

0:21.0

proof cast takes to the air.

0:23.0

Right here, taking to the ether at the ACLU

0:27.0

and Washington DC.

0:30.0

That's the American Civil Liberties Union.

0:33.0

I tried to get a gig at the Republican National Meeting

0:37.0

but I can't do hog calling and I can't drive a truck

0:40.0

with a body being pulled behind it so they wouldn't have me there.

0:43.0

Yeah, I'm edgy. Fuck you, liberals.

0:47.0

I got a bunch of fucking NPR Volvo drivers in front of me.

0:51.0

I wouldn't play this in my prius because it'll get upset.

0:55.0

I smoked dope, I drink and I eat meat and get fucking ready for it.

1:01.0

I mean, I'm from San Francisco so I'm used to a million agendas.

1:05.0

My wife and I used to end my boyfriend and I,

1:08.0

we all would go on peace marches together.

1:10.0

We would go on a peace march together and people would be standing on the side going,

1:13.0

I'm not going to march because someone's wearing leather and you're like,

1:16.0

oh, shut up. I'm not going to march. Someone's smoked.

1:19.0

Fuck you, please, can we move forward?

1:21.0

The reason why fascists always seem to win the day is they don't care

1:24.0

about anyone's feelings or anything like that at all.

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