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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2018

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Improv in San Jose, Greg speaks scooters, "Some Like it Hot" and suffering.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Music

0:20.0

Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Bruce.

0:24.0

We're in the round.

0:26.0

We have a smart, fundamental, free pass to the end of the timing

0:31.0

of the students' compunson.

0:33.0

The implementation located right here in the Gratio Scooter District of San Jose,

0:38.0

where everybody's on a scooter all without their time.

0:42.0

I almost got playing four times this weekend by different duties on scooters.

0:46.0

I've done a wealthy urban thing is about having scooters and towns,

0:49.0

but it's a play. I'll tell you that.

0:51.0

I was in West Virginia the other day with Jennifer.

0:53.0

I had the scooter there as well.

0:55.0

I'm out of an idea. Walk.

0:57.0

You're in the pedestrian area. That's the fun that you see.

1:00.0

How lazy are you to take a scooter to blocks is what I'd like to know.

1:04.0

And it's so unbelievably douchey.

1:07.0

I remember the blade scare of the early 2000s,

1:12.0

and that was just enough for me, really.

1:14.0

Then there was the same way of scare.

1:16.0

And I remember I had a very high priced manager once upon a time

1:19.0

who was quite rich, and I went to his house and he was riding around on a segway.

1:25.0

And I was like, reeling me, and he goes,

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