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Abby Used A Cat Translator To Find Out What Her Cat’s Been Saying Behind Her Back!

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🗓️ 23 May 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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If your cat could talk what would it say? Abby knows! She used a cat translator and learned everything 'Della' has been saying behind her back! Find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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the virtue. It's a total waste of what, 399 is that what it ended up costing you? I thought

0:05.1

ridiculous downloading it last week and it can't be accurate.

0:11.6

So I actually ended up using a more exclusive cat train translator app if you can believe

0:16.8

it. So you were telling me last week that there's this app that can translate the sounds

0:21.2

that your cat makes into actual dialogue. So we have this cat in our neighborhood that

0:25.7

we've just been borrowing. He comes up, hangs out for a little bit. We hang out with him

0:30.0

for 15, 20 minutes. I've never liked cats. He's taken off, but he's very vocal. So what

0:35.6

I was telling Abby last week was that our Tiffany was really curious. Like, I wonder what

0:40.1

he's saying when he sees this because he seems so excited. Hey, guys, it's me. Where's

0:43.9

the salmon? And then she went that's why he's excited. But is that what he was saying?

0:50.3

So she Googled cat translator and I guess the cheap version came up and you guys something

0:53.8

more ambitious? Not only do I have the more bougie version, I have the exclusive unreleased

1:00.1

cat translator app. So a school that I used to go to as a very impressive vet school.

1:06.8

And one of my friends, boyfriends, happens to go to it. And he has this friend that loves

1:12.3

to code. And they've been working on this like pet sound app. So not only would you be

1:16.4

able to translate what your cat says or what your dog says, you can also like put it near

1:20.8

some fish bubbles and they'll use AI technology to give you something that they would say.

1:26.8

And it's interesting because instead of it being like, Oh, I'm hungry or I'm thirsty,

1:32.3

you can use the AI technology to program a certain personality to go with the certain

1:37.3

sound. So spoiler alert cats don't really say much other than, hello, I'm hungry. I want

1:44.0

to play. Yeah. But with this particular app, you'll be able to program what you think

1:48.5

your cat's personality is to make it a little bit more personalized.

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