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Abby Shares The Most Unhinged MUSICAL Dating Voice Prompts!

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🗓️ 28 August 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Things are getting UNHINGED on the dating apps and Abby has proof! Click here to listen to the *musical* voice prompts that really had her saying…it’s a no from me dawg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

So guys, you are proving to us time and time again, especially with Kristen trying to set

0:06.4

up Abby here and the pictures and the profiles you guys have sent in.

0:09.9

Y'all suck, man.

0:10.9

It has been really, really, if I'm a woman or if I'm in the dating world right now and

0:15.6

this has been a great example of what's going on, that's depressing.

0:19.3

Yeah.

0:20.3

So if you're on the dating app hinge, there's this very interesting contraption that they

0:24.0

have where you can leave a voice prompt.

0:25.7

So you know, if you've got a real sexy voice and you're scrolling through the profile,

0:30.1

you can listen to it and hear if you might be hearing that guy for the rest of your life.

0:33.8

I actually think we should add voice prompts to my nomination list for Kristen to set me

0:38.8

up on a date because at the very least, they're very entertaining.

0:42.4

It could hurt at this point.

0:44.3

Intertaining, yes, from what I've witnessed, that's, that it's, we don't want that.

0:50.2

Intertaining and traumatizing, entertainment purposes, I'm kind of there with you.

0:54.1

So you're saying based on the pictures and description that you saw that leaving a voice

0:58.5

note would not help that?

0:59.5

No, it's not, well, I mean, it's, it's not based on these pictures.

1:03.1

It's just like the lack of effort as far as like the bios have been lackluster.

1:07.8

The pictures that the guys are choosing like these car selfies just, just, they're, they're

1:14.6

not bringing their A game.

1:16.5

So personally, I don't want to have to listen to the trash that would be the voice prompts,

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