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Keeping Records

A Woman With Whimsy (with Blair Socci)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Blair Socci. Comedian. Actress. Writer. Scientist. Totally spur of the moment, out of nowhere, random as all hell, Caleb and Shelby ask Blair what she'd put on her Golden Record. And what Blair creates is a work of art. It's a record that will teach the aliens of how adorable humanity can be, and also of an unparalleled, Grammy Award-winning alternative rock record from 1995. Blair also rebukes those who abandoned Anne Hathaway in her time of need, in the process absolving one of our hosts (ok it's Shelby but she KNOWS what she did and sees the error of her ways). Blair's Golden Record Tiny children with glasses (image) Sending and receiving surprise gifts (human ephemera) Alanis Morisette, Jagged Little Pill (audio) Hook (audio-visual) Eating large meals with friends and family (multisensory experience) Original Voyager Artifact  Mexico, "El Cascabel," performed by Lorenzo Barcelata and the Mariachi México (audio) Follow Blair! Twitter Instagram Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0

This is a headgum original.

0:03.0

In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.

0:20.0

I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who we encounter this voyage.

0:27.8

Now, we're making new records with our friends.

0:31.7

Hello, good afternoon.

0:32.9

Manitia.

0:34.7

As al-Lam-a-laken.

0:35.9

We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.

0:42.7

We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.

0:52.8

Hello from the children of planet Earth.

0:58.2

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, well, well, whoa,

1:03.1

Hey, Caleb.

1:04.3

Shelby, be honest with me.

1:06.8

How are you faring?

1:07.9

I have been out of our house for so long.

1:09.5

Are you dying without me?

1:11.4

Say yes.

1:12.1

Well, someone broke into my car.

1:14.1

Oh, you did.

1:14.9

Tell me about that.

1:15.6

Girl, I love that for you.

1:17.2

Yeah, you didn't get scared at all.

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