Giving the Gift of Gab (with Tanerélle)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Musician and interstellar voyager Tanerélle blesses Caleb and Shelby with her Golden Record, a visual and aural amalgamation so beautiful and powerful that the aliens will have no choice but to understand, and thus be inspired by, the overwhelming genius of planet Earth. Tanerélle's Golden Record Sugar Shack by Ernie Barnes (image) Sade’s Greatest Hits (audio) All Marvel films (audio-visual) Girlfriends and Moesha (audio-visual) Follow Tanerélle! Instagram Twitter Listen to Tanerélle on Spotify, Apple Music, or anywhere else you listen to music. Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our blend and friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager.
0:27.8	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:31.8	Hello, al-Han-a-N-Nan-a-Nan-a-com.
0:35.6	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.7	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.3	Hello from the children of planet Earth
0:55.4	Whoa, well, well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, well,
1:04.6	Caleb, I was supposed to pick you up at midnight last night, and you're still not next to me.
1:09.8	You were supposed to pick me up from
1:11.0	LAX at midnight but I actually had to extend my trip in Chicago for love oh my God literally
1:20.0	okay I told now now he might listen to the podcast no I am I have been talking to I have been
1:26.4	You could have lied I want to be clear.
1:27.9	You could apply just now.
1:29.1	No, babe.
1:29.5	It's not within me.
1:30.4	I don't have that within me.
1:31.6	I don't have that within me.
1:34.2	No, I extended my trip in Chicago because I wanted to see some more friends, but I also
1:37.8	have been going on a couple dates in Chicago.
1:40.0	You know, I'm having fun. I'm really eat, pray, loving now that I'm vaccinated.
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