What is it? I can't resist.

I always think I will be able to.

But then when I see somebody else with a glass of champagne at half-12,

I think, well, why can't I be one of those people?

Do you know what it is, Jane?

I was. Yeah, gone.

Weakness.

So. But the funny thing, now we're recording.

So I don't think Eve wanted me to come into the office today anyway.

And I'm not surprised because as soon as somebody describes the symptoms, you just think, why don't you stay away?

I'm staying away.

Although I did see you briefly yesterday, so that was nice.

Was it long enough to pass anything on, do you think?

I don't know, Jane, and I'm really, obviously, I'm a very diligent member of society.

So I wouldn't, I wouldn't want to go out to a room of, what would it be, 250 very prestigious journalists

and give them norovirus.

I wouldn't do that deliberately, but I might have done.

In which case, I really apologise as well.

So we didn't win the award, and that's a great shame. But you stayed for

the duration. I did have to leave because you know when they put the food in front of us and

I'd chosen the vegetarian option and it was this kind of orange coloured risotto with carrots

on top. Yeah, I know. I did think that. I didn't like to mention it. So look, the award ceremony yesterday, I mean, it looked amazing. It was in that lovely wood paneled hall. Did you all have a good time? Yes, it was the stationers hall. And I tried my, I couldn't even buy envelopes there. So what kind of stationers they are? God alone, knows. But it beautiful place, and there must be

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