Jim Bakker's Diesel Therapy

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Jim Bakker really doesn't know how to apologize to poor Tammy Sue. Bryan & Krissy wonder if that is because of who he is or the anal diesel therapy they gave him in all seven prisons he was in... Cocaine! What movie scarred you for life? Bryan has been scarred by the preview for a new show It features Rory Caulkin’s massive penis Nothing like a dick smushed against a bowl of strawberries Let’s talk fucked up families Jim Bakker, the scammer of all scammers Tammy Faye → Tammy Sue Sorry for messing up your life, here’s a condo! Tammy Sue is a girl that thinks ahead! Shockingly, Jim still isn’t taking responsibility for his actions All he wanted was to hide her away in the attic You want royalties from something you did? Too damn bad! He takes pictures of his family to ALL the prisons he goes to! This is the worst apology in the history of apologies Nothing worse than an old white lady talking in your face Jim’s mustering those tears! 'When I touch you, I feel Jim' Preach it, Bryan! Someone scalped Tammy Sue! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	After the break we're going to interview Eric,
0:02.0	why had mayor who climbed the highest mountain in the world,
0:05.1	Mount Everest.
0:06.3	But you get, excuse me, you blind.
0:14.1	On this episode of the commercial break,
0:17.3	there's Papa on the floor dehydrating with a hose up his ass.
0:23.1	In a bag of diesel fuel, Papa, you drink weird.
0:27.9	Papa smells like a train.
0:32.1	Papa smells like a gas station.
0:38.5	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:43.5	No turning in the morning!
0:46.0	Ah, yeah, gas again.
0:46.8	Welcome back to the commercial break.
0:48.0	I'm Brian Green.
0:48.9	This is my beautiful and rather intelligent co-host,
0:52.0	Kristen Joy, totally best to you, Chrissy.
0:54.5	Bestie Bryant.
0:55.5	Bestie well there on the podcast universe.
0:57.0	Some would say my better angel.
0:59.3	Some would say the guard rails on this podcast.
1:04.0	I call you the third rail on the podcast.
1:06.0	I know if I...
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