'The War On Christmas'

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🗓️ 11 December 2019

⏱️ 9 minutes

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God & Jesus discuss the truth about 'The War on Christmas.' Is it Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays? Is it Christmas Tree or a Holiday Tree?

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0:13.2	Hi humans welcome to the God show I'm the Lord thy God. With me today is Jesus.
0:14.9	Hey Jesus.
0:15.9	Hey God.
0:16.7	So Christmas is coming soon.
0:19.1	How do you feel about that Jesus?
0:20.7	Oh, I am really excited. People love invoking us around Christmas. So, it'll be nice to hear everybody thinking about us again.
0:29.6	But, uh, you know, what's the deal with Christmas?
0:33.0	You weren't even born on Christmas, Jesus.
0:34.8	Shh, don't tell people that.
0:36.5	All right.
0:37.5	All right, let's see what's in the me damn news this week, Jesus. Well, the war on Christmas is back again.
0:49.0	Thanks largely in part to Fox News.
0:52.0	Former Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has been mocked for angry
0:55.4	Christmas tree tweet after the current Wisconsin governor called
0:59.0	history a holiday tree. Scott Walker did not like that.
1:03.1	So Scott Walker tweeted with a picture of the holiday tree.
1:07.2	This is a Christmas tree that is used by people celebrating Christmas.
1:11.4	This is not a holiday tree.
1:13.0	Whatever, Scott Walker.
1:15.0	Your Christmas tree sucks.
1:17.0	Fck you, Scott Walker.
1:18.0	Yeah, so like I said, the current Wisconsin governor,
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