Yo, are we drinking or what?

It's the holidays, bro. We can't start. Please. You might have to get something, man. Please. Because Al is saying sentences with more than three words. Once you get past three words, you don't know what's coming out. You never know. Let's go. It's Secret Santa. That's go. All those are three sentences. Hey, man. Once you get into the multi-salamic, bro, you get fucked.

You do get fucked out.

That was good. All those are three cents in three days. Hey, man. But once you get into the multi-salamic, bro, you get fucked.

You do get fucked up.

That was fine, what you just said.

Oh, man. I was watching, what was the guy, Gene Deal? Do you know what that is? No. He's like a Diddy guy. I don't know. He's like working with ditty in the streets or some shit.

Okay.

Wait, was he on the dock?

No, you got cut out of the dock.

He couldn't make it work because he wanted,

but he did an interview where he was talking about it. I mean, New Yorkers are all the same. Because he was just trying to say what the director's name was and fucked it up 30 times. The director's name is Alice Stapleton. No, it's Alexandria, right? Whatever. Yeah, see, see, bitch assing.

Bye. The director's name is Alice Stapleton. No, it's Alexandria, right? Whatever. Yeah. See? Bitch ass. He couldn't even get close. All the irony and the evidence. Literally. He couldn't even get close, bro. He was like, yeah, man, fucking, you know, Alice, Alice Staples. What's her name? And, like, kept on having to cut off trying to talk shit about the director. Can I ask you a question? Is the gentleman you're talking about black? Yeah. Black people make no effort with white names. It's astonishing. The amount of times when I would go up in hood shows that they would bring me up is Adam Schwartz. Don't you have enough? Amash? I got a mosh. For weeks in a row. Oh, Amos is good. Amos is good. And not even sing. Y'all give it up for Amash. You're smoking. Shout out of smoky. Yeah, shout out Smoky. You're still Oscars for a lot of black comics. Wait, don't we have enough what? You have enough stuff. Like, we can get your name wrong it's fine you know i hate this

marxist mentality that's yeah that is a seeped its way into the podcast postmodern Marxism yeah

this is Marxism we're leftist now happy about no but Alan is Marxism is yeah he's a fucking

cultural Marxist you're a cultural Marxist don't't you have enough? Yeah, dude. Don't you have enough? No. We don't have, don't you have enough podcast studios? How many podcast studios do you need, Al? Don't you have enough pockets on your man? Don't you have enough pockets, Al? What is it enough? Okay? I'll be holding suits, though. I'm gonna be holding suit, so I'm just letting y'all know.

I'm just let y'all know.

This is true.

Y'all keep on with the jokes.

Y'all's trying to buy his gun, man. Y'all keep on with the jokes, all right? Oh, man. Yo, can we just say, can we just announce on the podcast that Alex got a license to carry a concealed weapon?

Yes, let's go.

Concealed weapon. Can we just announce on the podcast that Alex got a license to carry a concealed weapon?

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