When in Rome do like a Roman & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Prepare your self for laugh out loud confessions from a new generation of mischief-makers as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! From Emergency Roman umbrellas, to a cash point disaster than ended up in a topless ride home, and a vending machine lucky mistake plus a stolen cable that causes a lot of offence—no secret is too outrageous for this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those too spicy for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious to absolve? Plus a Podcast Exclusive Not for Broadcast confession that is honking good!

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0:00.0	Hundreds of dull presentations are made every second.
0:03.0	That's another hundred, and another.
0:06.0	Dull, dull, dull.
0:08.0	Oh, this radio ad is becoming dull too.
0:11.0	If only Canva did radio ads, then this ad would be designed to be engaging, exciting
0:18.0	and full of creativity, just like their gorgeous presentations, oh so visual documents and piece of cake videos.
0:26.2	But they don't. Canva, Design Against Dull.
0:30.0	Simon Mayo's Confessions Podcast.
0:34.0	Thanks to Co-op Insurance, protecting what matters most for 150 years.
0:40.0	Step into our Confessional, confess all. We won't tell anyone, just the entire nation.
0:49.0	From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions.
0:53.3	Yes, welcome back into the sanctuary of the Confessions
0:57.0	podcast studio, which is actually exactly the same studio
1:00.7	that we do the show from.
1:01.6	Yeah. But now it is sanctified. Is that right? Yes. Well you just said it.
1:07.2	Yeah. This is the place where no one is judging you for being judgey. In fact, judgment is positively
1:14.7	encouraged while you listen to another batch of confessions brought to you by your friends.
1:18.2	My greatest hits radio where we have more listeners. Yes, we do.
1:23.0	Than anyone else in the world.
1:25.0	That's our claim.
1:26.0	I still have but...
1:28.0	Just get marketing on to that.
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