Showing Off Your Home Glory Hole Setup

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 7 June 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:32:01.33 More Pro-Gay Rap Anthems From Gangsta F*G 00:07:08:02.25 Meade Skelton: Rainbow Fighter With A Wet Ass Nose 00:11:10:13.10 Meade’s Thoughts On Boycotting Chic Fil A 00:18:03:18.01 Hiring A Priest To Exorcise Gay Demons 00:24:03:21.58 To Catch A Predator Busts A Home Glory Hole Ring 00:33:14:15.67 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:34:42:07.00 Never Give The Gun Back To The Man Who Shot You 00:38:00:17.19 Taking 6 Hour Shits At Work Will Get You Fired 00:42:18:22.08 […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Wednesday, June 7th, 2023.
0:03.9	Coming up on the program today,
0:05.4	Mead Skelton's wet ass pussy.
0:07.5	Plus, hiring a priest to exercise gay demons.
0:10.9	Chris Hansen confronts glory hole Jerry,
0:13.8	and taking six-hour shit breaks at work will get you fired.
0:17.5	All this, put your boys' mouths, da-da!
0:19.8	See, I was gettin' hot with my boys one day.
0:41.8	Just kickin' back hangin' out in that leg.
0:43.8	When this dude drove by, and it's really funky bands.
0:45.8	I could tell right away this motherfucker had his.
0:47.8	Well, the white dude, about 30 something.
0:49.8	Caps there, me, y'all like he wanted something.
0:52.8	He called me over in the actual directions.
0:54.8	I saw his dick when it's hard, so I peed his car.
0:56.8	I said you're dying, you know you ain't lost.
0:58.8	You wanna suck my dick while I'm jacking you up.
1:00.8	And he said, oh no, there must be a mistake.
1:02.8	I got a right finna kick, and I'm very, very straight.
1:05.8	So I said, take my number and my name.
1:07.8	You could call me up when you're sick of playing games.
1:09.8	As I walked away, y'all I knew you would call.
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