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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 July 2020
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | BAM! |
| 0:03.7 | Hey everybody, welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:08.6 | I'm Trevor Noah. |
| 0:09.8 | Today is Wednesday, aka the Saturday of the week. |
| 0:14.2 | And we've got a great show for you today. |
| 0:16.0 | Coronavirus is getting teenagers drunk. |
| 0:18.3 | The LAPD is creating more gangs and you'll never guess who Donald Trump is horny for this |
| 0:24.1 | time. |
| 0:25.1 | So let's do this people. |
| 0:26.5 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:30.9 | From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world. |
| 0:35.5 | This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 0:39.0 | Here's a dish. |
| 0:42.1 | Let's kick it off with Ivanka Trump, senior aide to the president and winner of Take Your |
| 0:48.2 | Daughter to Work Day. |
| 0:50.0 | For the last week, many liberals have been calling for a boycott of Goya products. |
| 0:55.2 | So the company CEO publicly praised Trump. |
| 0:59.2 | And yesterday Ivanka came to her daddy's defense influence her style. |
| 1:04.3 | Lady in the news, the canna beans could open up a whole can of worms for Ivanka Trump. |
| 1:08.7 | Critics raised ethics concerns. |
| 1:11.0 | After the president's daughter and senior adviser seemingly endorsed Goya beans on Twitter. |
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