Joe Biden Cruises Ahead in Polls & Trump's Fearmongering 911 Ad | Hannibal Buress

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Joe Biden leads President Trump in polls, Dulce Sloan highlights the importance of taking the census, and Hannibal Buress discusses his stand-up special "Miami Nights." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	BAM!
0:05.3	Hey everybody, welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:08.2	I'm Trevor Noah.
0:09.2	It is Tuesday.
0:10.8	And as you can see, although many people around the country are going back to their offices,
0:15.0	we are still not allowed to go back to the studio.
0:17.9	Because I rented it out on Airbnb to some dude from Norway and now he refuses to leave.
0:22.9	Dubada Dreyem Halva, Taks Kalduhar, anyway, on tonight's show,
0:27.3	coronavirus is extending its visa.
0:29.7	Jeffrey Epstein's alleged accomplice has been foiled and President Trump might be finding a new job.
0:36.9	So let's do this people.
0:38.2	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:42.7	From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.
0:47.2	This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah.
0:50.9	Here's edition.
0:52.6	Let's begin with California.
0:55.8	Home to the most gorgeous Emmy voters in the nation.
0:59.9	Sup y'all.
1:01.4	One month ago, the Golden States announced that it was doing a good enough job fighting the coronavirus.
1:07.2	That restaurants, stores and other businesses could welcome customers back in.
1:11.9	The bad news is, one of those customers was coronavirus.
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