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Hey everybody, welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.

I'm Trevor Noah.

Now, before we begin, there's an issue that has been brewing online about me,

and I've been trying to avoid this for a few days now, but I feel like I owe you

the viewers of the Daily Show in explanation.

And also my bosses are forcing me to address this.

I'm referring, of course, to my hoodies.

Many of you have been asking why I'm still wearing hoodies when it's 90 degrees outside.

Well, you may not have noticed, but I'm not outside.

I have been taping the show from a place called Inside, which contrary to popular belief

is not outside.

And so because I am inside, as it's known, I have the ability to condition the air

to a level and temperature of my choosing.

And I know some people might ask, well, Trevor, then why don't you just turn down the air

conditioning so that the apartment is more warm?

Well, if I did that, I wouldn't be able to wear a hoodie.

And I like wearing hoodies, but still, to anyone who I've made feel hot, I apologize.

I never intended for my temperature choices to affect your temperature feelings.

Also, completely unrelated to the scandal, we won't be having a show Friday, Saturday

or Sunday, as I will be taking a long planned vacation to go trout fishing.

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