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161 - The Space Race

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Night, Lovecraft, Commonplace, Radio, Science Fiction, Nightvaleradio, Welcome, Cecil, Fiction, Nightvale, Cranor, Vale, Neofuturists, Fink

4.828.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2020

⏱️ 27 minutes

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It's the annual Children's Fun Fact Science Presentation. Everything in this episode is true and educational.

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Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin.
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Spaceparty Space, the final frontier, the womb, the first frontier.

0:59.4

Somewhere between those two, the ocean. Welcome to Nightfail.

1:28.4

I'm excited today for the annual Nightfail Children's Fun Fact Science presentation.

1:35.2

Yes, that's right. As we've done every year on this day, we will be devoting our entire episode

1:41.6

to a scientific narrative that is short to delight both the young and the young at heart.

1:47.6

And also those who have stolen young hearts and incorporated them into your flesh sacks.

1:53.2

For this year's Children's Fun Fact Science presentation, we will be looking into the history of

2:01.1

the Space Race. My husband Carlos has been helping me research this.

2:07.2

Thanks, honey. And so it should be airtight and without error.

2:11.3

Now, the Space Race truly began in 1782 at a garden party hosted by the first Duke of Lufthnarp,

2:23.2

one lazy July weekend. A bored group of noble people were sitting out in the garden in all their

2:30.6

ruffles and wings looking absolutely fashionable for the time and absolutely ridiculous to modern

2:37.6

eyes and soon the conversation turned, as it often does at parties, to how much they all hated

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