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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

A Song Of Ice And Spoilers: The Night Is Very, Very, Very Dark (And Full Of Zombies)

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2019

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Luke "The Onion Bagel Knight" Burbank and Andrew "Tamuel Smarley" Walsh break down the Battle of Winterfell -- the good, the bad, and the stuff that nobody could actually see.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I read something in the New York Times yesterday about all of the Game of Thrones related

0:18.8

podcasts and something like, I don't know if it was if they were charting in like the

0:23.7

top 100 or 1000 podcasts or what the download, I can't remember the metric, but basically

0:29.8

a shockingly high percentage of the podcasts that were listened to on Monday were just

0:35.7

about Game of Thrones.

0:36.7

Oh, interesting.

0:37.7

All different ones.

0:38.7

But I would say that of those hundreds, if not thousands, if not millions of Game

0:42.8

of Thrones related podcasts, none of them start with a more aggressively annoying song

0:47.6

than this one does.

0:48.9

It is so something, man.

0:51.3

I mean, I was sitting here ready for you to play on that.

0:55.9

What I thought was it's like, I don't think that I don't know if this is really true

1:00.1

in real life.

1:01.1

I've never tried to sober up in a hurry, I guess.

1:04.7

But in movies where there's some soldier and he's been drinking and but now he's got

1:10.2

to go fly his bomber and they got to sober him up and they like dunk his head in cold

1:14.7

water and give him coffee or the princess bride at one point, I think they're trying to sober

1:19.3

up Wesley and they're like a warm water cold water and there's dunking them aggressively.

1:24.3

That's what this song is like.

1:27.3

Yeah, it is bracing, absolutely bracing.

1:31.1

Well, welcome everybody to a song of ice and spoilers.

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